Thousands upon thousands of gingers flock to one area in the Netherlands and plot It’s no secret that ginger women are regularly ogled, despite supposedly being evil soulless rangas. The more that you guys realize this, the more our girls can seep into your bedrooms and latch onto your men like blood-sucking parasites. But, after years of this, it’s time to come right out and let you all know: you have kicked a giant hornet’s nest. It’s called Redheadday, and it’s just what it sounds like.Your mind automatically goes to famously freckled faces like Carrot Top, Pippi Longstocking or Alfred E. It's become something of a running joke in the dating scene that redheads are unattractive. There's an actual documentary on being ginger and how much it sucks (And the fact that there's this weird fascination with gingers as medical anomalies probably doesn't help.) And, recent studies show that more than 90 percent of ginger men are bullied because of their red locks!
In fact, I think there's no better time than now to date a redhead. Hell, even now she’s better than whoever’s currently #1 on your lame Hot Babes list. Lindsay Lohan was once a redhead, and was universally deemed to be absolutely smoking hot. While ginger girls are hot, gingers guys are Alfred E. Our backs are kind of against the wall in a couple respects. A mere 2% of the population are redheads, and the number may well be dwindling. The stereotype is a nice one: our women are absolute firecrackers in bed and once you go red, all other girls might as well be dead. Google some pictures of Tori Amos from the early-to-mid 90’s and tell me that is not your fantasy incarnate. Us ginger guys usually get the crap end of the stick here. We’re quirky, we’re funny, and we are every bit as firecracker-y (for lack of a better, actual, word) in the bedroom as our female brethren. And if that means enslaving all of you, and working extra hard to make more of us, then so be it. She goes blonde, and magically turns into a crack-addled psychopath who looks about 30 years older than she really is. Newman from MAD Magazine: pale, freckly-faced little demons that often look like they weren’t fully cooked prior to being born. Dedicated soldiers like Conan O’Brien, Seth Green, and that Anakin Skywalker-looking hunk up above (who may or may not be me), have been infiltrating the mind of your women for decades now, and the ladies are finally realizing that, yes, redheaded guys are a fetish worth exploring. We must procreate, we must spread the seed, we must live on!